14 Reasons Why Guys Are Stupid.

1. they eat too much.
2. they WANT to gain weight.
3. they smell bad.
4. they smoke.
5. they're just stupid.
6. they're stupid.
7. they just want sex.
8. all they want is sex.
9. they're insensitive.
10. they're ignorant.
11. they're bigoted.
12. they're cocky. *HAHAH PUN.*
13. they like to hurt each other.
14. they're bad kissers.

14 Reasons Why My Cousin Bean Is Awesome.

1. she just is.
2. she is funny.
3. she says "what in tarnation."
4. she has a cute haircut.
5. she's smart.
6. she's sitting right next to me.
7. her nickname is TinyBean.
8. she likes corn.
9. she never gets fat.
10. she's 9.
11. she's adorable.
12. she eats so much, and never. gets. fat.
13. she's creative.
14. Her real name is Boston. how freaking cool is that?!?!

WAY COOL. <3

14 Reasons Why Nose Rings Suck.

1. it hurts to get them done.
2. piercers are rude.
3. you forget they're there and you touch them and then you're like "OW."
4. they get infected.
5. you can't put makeup on your nose.
6. people ask if they can touch it.
7. you can't go swimming.
8. you get shampoo in it and it hurts.
9. saline doesn't work.
10. they get crusty.
11. you totally can't touch it.
12. they fall out and you have to jam them back in.
13. blowing your nose becomes a luxury.
14. it flips around and you have to use a q-tip to flip it back.

DONT DO IT.

i got mine done at a professional, rated super high in the country, and it still sucked.

OH HEY ITS ME!

1. i'm fourteen, so i'm going to put fourteen facts about myself.
2. i surf.
3. i'm a lesbian.
4. i have seven piercings.
5. i'm a happy person.
6. i like skateboarding.
7. i like bridgejumping.
8. i like writing.
9. i go to an I.B. school.
10. i'm not a dyke. to be honest, i TRY to be one, and i think i fail pretty hard.
11. i'm 5' 1''
12. i weigh 120 pounds.
13. i have an year old brother.
14. my dad's a penis face.

DONE :) in conclusion, i hope you have determined your opinion of me, but most people can't determine an opinion of someone without knowing what they look like. why? because our world is fucked up. but here's a picture of me, don't get too excited. (this isn't how i came out to my mom, by the way...xD but its pretty damn close.) alright, so i'm gonna go because i HATE talking about myself. p-p-p-p-peace out homeslices:)